Erich from CT: Dumb

well i thought sportsnation had learned its lesson, but i was wrong. because instead of asking thoughtful questions to elicit intelligent discussion during espn chats, they would apparently rather pose horribly inane questions while spewing anti-frank thomas propaganda. the latest example was the following exchange taken from keith law's most recent chat.
erich from connecticut, why don't you en-rich your life by spending the rest of it living in a cave? seriously, the only scenario where frank thomas gets his at bats cut back is if pitchers finally realize they are statistically better off walking him every plate appearance and then balking three times to let him score rather then letting him score via colossal home runs that poke holes in our ozone layer. and if that first insinuation weren't enough, to suggest the league's best player wouldn't be welcomed back on any team makes me want to run around a pool holding scissors in both hands. but since that wouldn't accomplish anything, i came up with a response that also accomplishes nothing, but doesn't result in lifeguards pulling my bloodied body out from the deep end.
in conclusion, frank thomas is the greatest. also, erich from connecticut, your dumb. not my dumb, your dumb.