Dhivy: I’m usually quick to point out a team’s potential, but even I have to admit that the Sixers are going to stink this year. They’ve built their roster around the idea that Andre Iguodala can become a franchise player. And while he contributes in many different areas, I don’t see how he’s any better than Gerald Wallace. His athleticism is freakish and he’s their most exciting player, but he would be better served as a second or third option. Due to the dearth of talent on the roster, AI is going to have to carry this team and I don’t think he’s up to it.
The Sixers boast a second absurd athlete in Rodney Carney. He has developed some range and could be a valuable piece this year. I’m very excited about their first-round pick, 7-footer Jason Smith. He has excellent range and mobility, and his defensive ability will find him minutes. Willie Green and Andre Miller combine to play point guard and though neither is a long-term solution, they are reliable players.
Joe: There was some funny math going on in Philadelphia that severely dealt a blow to my talent always prevails theory. It seemed like after Allen Iverson was shipped out to Denver, a burden was lifted from the collective shoulders of the team. With Andre Igoudala steering the ship the young Sixers team began to fall in line and play to a record of above .500 (29-28). While i don't think this will continue in the new season, I do believe that this team will be able to sneak up on teams that look past them. One player that will definitely fly under some teams radar is Kyle Korver, a deadly shooter and the type of player that could ignite a mini-run with a barrage of three pointers on any given night. His shooting coupled with Igoudala's slashing will be able to lead the Sixers to a respectable record even though they will almost definitely be the bottom feeders in the improved Atlantic Division.
that's of course not to say there aren't other problems the 1776ers need addressed, because this year they are likely going to be one of the worst teams in the league. the only starters written down in pen are andrew miller, iguodala, and samuel dalembert. miller and iguodala are fine starters, though the fact that they're both named andre may raise some concerns about chemistry. dalembert is an adequate starting center and was moderately succesful last year, but he should very rarely ever be the third best player on a team. so by my count, the sixers have two openings in the starting lineup and two million sixers fans with headaches. let's run through their assortment of options. at power forward it looks like reggie evans is going to get first crack even though he's a prototypical back up with one very particular strength. whether it's due to unproductive play or getting busted in a "to catch a predator" sting, i can't imagine he keeps the job all year. the only problem is that the sixers' next options are shavlik randolph, among the most disappointing mcdonald's all americans in recent memory, and jason smith, a rookie with a high motor who will likely learn from the bench. the guard/forward situation is a little less dire. the likely candidates are willie green, rodney carney, and kyle korver. korver is the biggest threat offensively, but mo cheeks seems inclined to play him as a sixth man. willie green doesn't do anything better than average and at this point in his career, carney is an athlete whose main offensive weapon is triple jumping on fast breaks for titanic dunks. unfortunately, even though these are two big question marks, whatever the sixers decide at either position won't likely matter. even if they ran out matthew lesko and the riddler to start alongside miller, iguodala, and dalembert, i don't expect that it would cost them any more than 5 to 10 wins.Achilles Heel:
- Shavlik Randolph (d)
- Shavlik Randolph (j)
- Shavlik Randolph (q)
- Jason Smith (d)
- Thaddeus Young (j)
- Louis Williams (q)
- Reggie Evans will impersonate a doctor in an attempt to touch Chris Kaman’s testicles again. His scouting report takes on a new connotation when it says "good ball-handler". (d)
- Larry Brown pushes to become head coach and GM of the team after a bad start. He refuses to play Andre Igudola, Thaddeus Young and Andre Miller, because Reggie Evans and Shavlik Randolph are "Larry Brown guys." (j)
- During a timeout, Mo Cheeks berates Andre Miller and demands to know why he didn't pass to a wide open Kevin Ollie on the play before. "Kevin Ollie's still in the league?!", Andre Miller screams. "Kevin Ollie's still in the league?!", Mo Cheeks screams. "I'm still in the league?!", Kevin Ollie screams. (q)
- Maurice Cheeks helping 13-year-old Natalie Gilbert sing the National Anthem when she forgot the words. (d)
- At a Knicks/ Sixers game attended by me and my brother, We scream out to the court "Nate, don't let Willie Green beat you - hes a bum!" Nate Robinson immediately steals the ball from him and goes in for an easy lay-up. Me and my brother should be coaches. (j)
- The 76ers trading Iverson to the Nuggets for Andre Miller, Joe Smith, and two first round draft picks. The next day, GM Billy King reads the paper and screams, "Joe Smith?! I thought J. Smith was JR Smith! Good Grief." (q)