Whatta Mann

i was at the verizon center last night to watch the knicks victimize the wizards with a 19-1 run spanning the fourth quarter and overtime. a more pathetic sight i cannot remember. while leaving the arena, the token knicks fan in my group (stupid joe) gave my fellow wiz fans and i what is commonly referred to as, "the business". however, when we reached f street, i saw a man in a suit who looked oddly familiar. if it weren't for the two other well-dressed men with him, or if i had a bit more courage, i would've shouted, "hey, is that charles mann?"

mann was a defensive linesman who spent 11 seasons in the nfl, ten of which were with the redskins. he played in four super bowls and won three championships. currently, he is 35th on the list of most career sacks. and i may or may not have seen him yesterday, joking about how the knicks are insane.

i have no idea how to confirm or deny this claim. so i implore all seven of our readers to help me out. i'm sure through some complex web of acquaintances, one of us should be able to infiltrate mann's inner circle. once we're in, a simple question pertaining to his whereabouts on february 19th will do the trick. this is honestly going to bother me until i get an answer one way or another. it's like leaving a bar and wondering, "what if i had talked to that girl?" only instead i'm wondering, "what if charles mann gave me his super bowl ring and i used it to punch daniel snyder in face ?"

jason campbell, charles mann, who's next, sammy baugh?