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The 2008 NBA All-Star Game is less than an hour away, but Carmelo Anthony is already in top form. Off the opening-tip from Yao Ming, Carmelo pulled up from 31 feet to hit a three. There must have been some sort of clock malfunction, because the time is still stuck is 12:00. Does ESPN know something the rest of us don't? Do they have access to some sort of time portal? Is Gary from web design playing a trick on us after being fired this week? Whatever the case, don't expect Melo to get shut out tonight.